Thursday, May 29, 2008

Can Love Conquer All?

Ooh I feel like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex & The City. I love that show. Im wrapped they have reunited to make a movie. However don't get carried away because much like the heroine I have no discipline for writing about my title subject! Ok ok all I can say is well, does it?? Coz I'm fucked if I know.

The only other thing I have to say is I have a random joke from a long lost pal which goes like this:-

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer then on the way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch USA shows on a Japanese TV. And most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for perscriptions while healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British but by fuck we're funny!


Well it made me laugh anyway. I did have another one but it would probably offend religious people so I'll save myself the backlash. Urgh what a crappy PC world we live in.

Ciao for now

TJ

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Henry Leads The Way

Move over Luc there is a hot new stud on the scene! Ok maybe not quite but he is getting there. Im rambling of course about the devine Henrythenavigator who may not have the best name in the world but it is apt. He is part of the mighty Coolmore/Ballydoyle fleet and has won both the English & Irish 2000 Guineas and is second favourite for the Epsom Derby.

He also has beaten that so called wonder horse New Approach twice. Fair and square. Yes he may have been the best two year old last year but he certainly isn't the best three year old. Not over a mile at any rate and considering thats probably as far as he's going to get its time for people to eat humble pie. I told you all last year he wasn't up to all the hype. God Im in the wrong job.

What is getting my goat is New Approach's trainer; Jim Bolger which is REALLY narking me coz I love him as a jumps trainer but when it comes to the flat he is evidently a complete arse. Excuses, excuses & more excuses for his colts defeat, citing the ground as too firm yesterday. In my opinion if a horse is as wonderous as they hype it to be then it should have the class to see it through races that may not always be plain sailing IE the ground, trip, draw, running style, direction of the track etc isn't what the horse prefers.

Maybe Im just old fashioned and want my heroes to be bloody, bruised and battle hardened. They don't make horses like they used to. Having just watched Seabiscuit, I know what Im talking about.

In Formula One news, Robert Kubica is hanging on to the coat tails of the leaders for the world championship in 4th place only six points off the lead. My bet is looking good so far & he was way overpriced at 25's. He's a good solid driver, who I believe has a nice future though with Lewis on the scene I think he'll never get the chance of driving in a better team. Oh well.

Ciao for now

TJ

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Chaos Dosen't Begin To Cover It

Hmm as I haven't wrote on this for ages you won't be aware of all the latest developments. I can't go into details but I can say we have two drivers (and two of my closest mates I might add) off on sick notes; one for six weeks at least and the other for eight weeks. This means we've been struggling to find drivers to cover our existing workload.

Today two drivers phoned in sick which meant the situation wwnt from critical to full blown meltdown. As our drivers only really do what we class as "their" regular runs (an issue I have pointed out as being stupid for some time now) when it comes to putting a different driver on a job it results in pandemonium. Times this by swapping five drivers around and I'm not kidding, it was total chaos.

I got called into work at 8.15 when I don't even start till nine, purely to deal with the sheer volume of client complaints of "my bus hasn't turned up" etc. Trying to tell them we have skeleton driver coverage as it is without two more taking the day off sick didn't help their cause. as far as they are concerned its our problem, not theres, which I totally agree with.

Of course we managed to get things on an even keel by re-jigging the work about or so we office dwellers thought. Come 9.15 we are STILL getting calls of "my bus isn't here" when these people should have been dropped off by 8.45 at the latest. A few calls to the various drivers shed some light on the problem. It transpired they'd been given the totally wrong schedules yesterday - our leader E's fault - so they were calling for clients that didn't want transport but completely missing out those that did.

More re-jigging by which time our other regular after 9am daily contracts are due to start and we have buses sitting in the garage but no drivers. Cue this batch of clients ringing in from 9.15 onwards complaining. Honestly you wouldn't believe the damage a knock-on effect could have. It was a shambles.

To top that off, a bus limped in this morning at 8.45 having been out overnight with a group on a self drive, its back window completely smashed in. It was parked up not far from my house which is a respectable part of town quite frankly so it came as a shock to say the least. Not only is it off the road but its one of our main workhorses. We are literally fucked without it, poor thing. It happens to be my favourite bus of the fleet as its got more gadgets, leg room, heated seats, working air con, top notch suspension, a luggage boot & a CD player while the others don't!

Anyway all of the work scheduled for that bus has also had to be re-jigged and we don't know for how long because apparently the only place to get the glass this special bus requires is Spain. We've had to get new front & rear bumpers imported for it before and it took three months for them to be custom made. It's great having a special bus - until you need the replacement parts! You know what the Spanish are like. No urgency whatsoever. I offered to go fetch the glass myself on an expenses paid trip; but E said no. Pft.

And finally, onto the pic. Well that's my baby Lucarno. If you think I'm in love with Denman then I'm doubly in love with Luc. The reason for his pic is to make me happy after a hard day and to say he has four options open for his seasonal return to the track. I also hope he runs at York August meeting when I'll be there with my other baby - hey hon xx - so I can see him for the second time in all his muscular, mahogany bay glory *swoons over Luc's sexyness*

Ciao for now

TJ

Monday, May 19, 2008

Nothing Much Just Complete Randomness

Random point 1) THE single most best ad on TV at the moment is the one for water that features Brains from Thunderbirds busting some kick ass moves for a wooden puppet. Its right up there along with the Skoda cake car & Cadbury's drumming Gorilla. Best sound track goes to Nesquiks moon & stars cereal featuring the tune "Funky Town". So cool.

Random point 2) Amy Winehouse meets Jeremy Clarkson at a party. "What do you do?" she asks him. "Top Gear," he replies. "Fucking brilliant. Give us three grams". Well it was the only thing that made me smile today bar my honey pie being such a sweetie! xx

Random point 3) Yankee Triple Crown contender Big Brown has won two of the three legs & although Im not a fan, I do like to see history being made in my lifetime. On a similar subject, farewell Eight Belles the only filly in the Kentucky Derby field who lost her life just after said race. Such images do the Sport of Kings no good whatsoever. Still if the Yanks will pump their horses full of drugs...

Random point 4) Its all change at work & it looks like Im probably about to loose all my allies. Its like J has a conspiracy against me. Though her plan to have JC join us & therefore be an ally for her looks to be backfiring BIG style. Wohoo!

Random point 5) Indiana Jones is back. Oh. My. God. I love Indy. Think the Last Crusade is my absolute favourite though & Mr Spielberg is a genius. Now, if only POTC 4 was scheduled. C'mon Jerry...

Random point 6) while being forced to visit my nana (dads mam) that I don't get on with or overly like on Saturday, I saw the single most funniest thing of the year. A magpie was sitting on her back garden fence. A black cat was stalking across her grass, saw the bird, scaled the fence & then instead of the cat pouncing or the magpie flying away afraid, the bird flapped its wings which made the cat walk away then the bird proceeded to chase the cat the entire length of the fence. Ive never seen a cat look so surprised & confused nor a bird so fearless & bold. I like magpies - the birds, not the football team! - though I hate to see just the one. Im more than superstitious.

Well thats all the randomness I can cope with at the mo. Ciao for now

TJ

Monday, May 12, 2008

As One Champ Bows Out Another Ascends The Road To Glory



The immortal sire of sires & grand daddy of them all, Sadler's Wells (top pic) has been retired from stud duties at Coolmore at the grand age of 27. He's perfectly fit & healthy & has many happy years of retirement left in him but his fertility was on the wane; a problem all males succumb too at some point in their lives. Still, he leaves behind two of my fave sons of his in Galileo & Montjeu so his legacy will continue in spectacular fashion.

And as he bows out, Denman's (bottom pic) star continues to rise for he has been voted Horse of the Year by the BHA. While I am pleased at this, I am less happy at his rating of 182. Sure its fabulous but when you consider he went through the season unbeaten, carried top weight in the Hennessy, beat a high class field overseas in Ireland's Lexus chase, beat Kauto Star in decisive fashion the hard way IE out in front the best part of the race in the blue riband event of the decade; you'd expect him to be rated much closer to Kauto than that who by the way was defeated twice this year.

Still next year when my beloved Tank beats Kauto for the second time, no one - not even the suits at Timeform - can rate Denman 5lbs lower than Kauto. Bring it on. Ciao for now

TJ

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Gee Teigey Another Big Priced Ante Post Winner?? Why Yes, Of Course





Natagora (grey filly, top pic) Brave little Natagora. 1000 Guineas winner 2008. 11-4f. Had you listened to me last august or so, you'd have got 50-1 ante post. Oooh ones racehorse fund is looking mighty healthy now. The next Denman here I come.

Also a big shout out to Proud Spell (bay horse, middle pic) my current fave American horse who also happens to be a filly (see a theme here?!) who won the Kentucky Oaks on Friday gone. Hell even my fave event horse, Tom Quigley (bottom pic) went well at Badminton horse trials over this weekend. Im off to dream of my future equine glories.

Ciao for now


TJ