Shoe Shopping Whilst Eating Chocolate = Better Than Sex

Was all set for a rant until I went shoe shopping as soon as I got home. The end result being I have just spent a weeks wages on these fuck off fabulous two pairs of shoes & I had to share my unbridled joy with you all! I couldn't be happier than if I won the lottery or met Johnny Depp or had my own racehorse that won the National. Plus I was eating chocolate at the same time & I tell you I nearly exploded with pure pleasure.

But it doesn't stop there. I have another two pairs I'll be getting just as soon as I go into town & order them - saves on postage see which enables me to buy yet more shoes! Oh what's a girl to do??... So many shoes, so little time to wear them.

Ciao for now

TJ