Gossiping Cures All & York Day 1 Tips

I did actually have a rant at the tip of my fingertips as I left work but as I started gossiping with a mate on the way home, I quickly forget what I was going to moan about. Instead I'm just posting tomorrows York selections which should be avoided at all costs!

TJ:- 1.45pm Temple Place 2.15 Mystery Ocean 2.45 Shorthand 3.15 Amadeus Wolf / Fayr Jag (EW) 3.50 High Treason 4.25 Just Sort It 5.00 Spice Route

Top Dog:- 1.45pm Emirates Skyline 2.15 Smart Instinct 2.45 Passage Of Time 3.15 Al Qasi 3.50 Greek Well 4.25 Art Advisor 5.00 Hunting Tower

Mini Cooper:- 1.45pm Flying Clarets 2.15 Musca 2.15 Sues Surprise 3.15 Les Arcs 3.50 Tcherina 4.25 Ingleby Star 5.00 Woodcraft

Oh yeah. Topic of the day was "breaking beds during over zealous sex sessions". It kinda started when myself & D were discussing our respective bedrooms (she's thinking of redecorating hers & one of the slats in her bed is broke so she wants a new one) & I said I was sure my bed had never been assembled right coz it kinda rocks freely if you so much as lean against it, at which point AF happened to walk into the conversation. Somehow upon hearing the words "my bed rocks" he automatically assumed we were talking about sex. An easy mistake to make but in this case it was entirely innocent - my bed needs fixing, Im certain of it. I mean what if it collapses one night while Im alseep?? Which then transformed into a discussion about broken beds due to sex related activities. Its amazing how we link up convos in this place. But just to set the record straight I have never broken a bed due to sex in my life however thats not to say I wont in the future!

Ciao for now

TJ