Girl Power! & A Battle Of The Jokes

Aah my beautiful Nannina (red colours). I knew you still had it in you & you saved our day by keeping us breaking even rather than in the red! It was a day of "oh so nearly" stories as my Starlit Sands was unlucky over the stiff 5f, I almost stuck with Lemon Yellow as the Queens outfit for today & Mini Cooper missed Tariq in the first - I keep telling you to follow your hearts!

So today with only one win the scoreboard looks like this:-

1st place ----- TJ ----- 2 winners

2nd place ----- Mini Cooper ----- 1 winner

3rd place ----- Top Dog ----- 1 winner

And I'll get tomorrows tips straight out of the way:-

TJ:- Queens Outfit Lilac 2.30pm Spirit of Sharjah 3.05 Cosmodrome 3.45 Yeats 4.20 Annemasse 4.55 Supersonic Dave 5.30 Eradicate

Top Dog:- Queens Outfit Light Blue 2.30pm Warsaw 3.05 All My Loving 3.45 Allegretto / Geordieland (EW) 4.20 Shmookh 4.55 Champery 5.30 Record Breaker

Mini Cooper:- Queens Outfit Cream 2.30pm Drawnfromthe past (if a starter) or Roker Park 3.05 Party 3.45 Sergeant Cecil 4.20 Slate 4.55 Tranquil Tiger 5.30 Fever

I once again can't be bothered to recount what happened between J & D at their meeting today except to say D has a month to improve or she's out of here. Oh & I have a couple of jokes to share courtesy of Top Dog & Mini Cooper. Top Dog sent me his first:-

Wife says, "Did you know a bull can manage sex every day? That's 365 times a year! Husband replies, "Yes but he doesn't have to shag the same fucking cow every time"

Then not 10 minutes later did Mini Cooper hit back with this:-

A man in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a gun. "Open the fucking safe" he shouts to the manageress. He then says "Now take a sample out and drink it". She drinks it and wipes her mouth. Suddenly the man takes off his mask to reveal its her husband. He says, "See, its not that fucking difficult is it?"

Oh how the boys in our office enjoyed those. As a female I have to say I am shocked & appalled & don't see why I should be subjected to this kind of thing just to prove who has the better jokes. Though for the record I liked Top Dog's best!

Ciao for now

TJ