No Time To Think
We have a new guy coming into the office to work for 2 days a week from a finance company. We have no idea what he'll be doing exactly nor where he will sit because we have no room. Anyway both myself & J are convinced the particular company he works for went bankrupt last year. So of course we are over joyed at getting an outsider in to ruin our business when quite frankly we can do that all on our own.
Yesterday none of us had a proper lunch break coz the guys from Nexus rocked up. Or "the others" if you watch the tv show Lost. Anyway we decided seeing how we couldn't go to the food it could come to us so we ordered pizza. Nexus wouldn't stump up the cash - the stingy gits - so the rest of us all clubbed together & when we were tucking into them, the others kept trying to nick some. It didn't happen. Not with our hard earned cash being spent on the delicious pizza pies.
Also yesterday (I couldn't moan about this last night coz the internet service provider was having problems with its network - cheap tat) six people wanted a piece of me all at the same time so I was absolutely demented. Honestly can NO ONE do anything without my guidence??
Rustling carrier bags are turning me into a murderous bitch. I could kill someone when I hear that sound. Im suffering from MAJOR PMT which is why the guys are pretty much keeping out of my way. Did I mention that J launched an unprovoked attack on my Johnny Depp calender?? Well lets put it this was my reaction is not printable.
But back to today:- Our rivals leader from across the water popped in "just passing" she claimed. Liar - there isn't any reason for her to be just passing unless she's trying to poach our clients. Lo & behold she admitted putting in a bid for our contracts after we agreed to stick to our respective sides of the water. Not only that but she'd under cut us. Fuck knows how when their buses have got further to travel to do the job but we reckon she'll be getting the extra money which will enable her to break even or turn an illegal profit from something else. She's a ruthless shark that one.
Topics of the day included dressing up & role play whilst in the bedroom which all started because B was surprised to find a variety of "suspect" outfits in his sisters wardrobe. We don't know what he was doing in her wardrobe but we were very quick to speculate. Cross dressing being our favourite reason. Apparently his sister used to be a nice, quiet girl til she met her current boyfriend.
I told him certain guys had the ability to bring out a girls playful side & to tell his sister to hold onto this one coz confidence givers are so hard to find. Sadly I let mine go but then I am an idiot. As it is, I believe they are planning on gettting married. R said not to worry about the wardrobe coz it would go wonce the kids came along. Cynical git.
Finally, R tried to be clever by saying to me in a room full of people, including some strangers "TJ" to which i foolishly said "what". "You're still short (in ref to my height)" he said, a massive grin on his face. "Still bigger than your cock though" I replied to a standing ovation from the rest of the boys. Sometimes Im so in form it hurts. Needless to say he stalked off home soon after that. Hehe.
Anyhoo, I gotta dash ciao for now!
TJ

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