Brace Yourself

Quite a few things pissing me off today so I'll just crack on with them:-

1) Sales Calls God damn it we don't want your poxy digital phones, or a flashy new website or switch from our fuel card supplier as they are the cheapest you can get. If we want something we'll call you, otherwise just fuck off.

2) CD Rom Theory Test I could happily smash that bastard CD. It would be fine if they opted to read the questions themselves instead of the annoying voice doing it for them.

3) Phones in general. I must be the only one with a phone in the entire office. I have taken calls from a million people today, everyone a moron. Its driving me crazy which brings me onto a related topic:-

4) Stationary Mobiles which goes hand in hand with JK's vanishing acts. He disappears, leaving his mobile behind. Whats the point of a bloody mobile if its never mobile?? And the calls he's been getting that muggings here has to answer have been about alien subjects to me which makes me look stupid & I don't need any help in that department. Grr.

5) Bosses Twice today I have been blamed for mistakes that were my boss J's fault & not mine. It's like she can't accept that I just might have done a better job than her regarding this particular bit of work so instead of her admitting she messed up she's all like; "you must have given me the wrong information to process" and the entire offices' favourite line "you must have had a blonde moment" which is usually trotted out when I don't spell something right. But that doesn't mean I'm blonde - it just means I need a dictionary. In fact as my other boss E keeps saying he'll sue me for being age-ist I might decide to sue the whole office for descrimination against me for being blonde. Not that I'll get much by way of compensation; unless they pay me in chocolate. Yum

On the plus side Emma & Darren are doing two dances this week so I can drool twice as much. Along with the Waltz they are tackling the Paso Doble which means lots of mean, moody stares and plenty of passionate, sexy moves like this one below. Hell Darren might even have his chest on show. Fantastic.

TJ